Google, What Are You Uptae?

Rab here. Today’s the day we find out what Google are up to (apart from trying to take over the world and solidify its role within a corporation-ruled dystopian hell-future). Will it be a new console? Will it just be some kind of streaming carry-on that is no use to me with my terrible internet connection in Helensburgh.

We’ll know soon, and report it on these pages!

UPDATE: Ah, never mind, it was a lot of shite.